Gems of Wisdom?!

1. you’re never too old to learn something stupid
2. smile, tomorrow will be worse
3. never miss a good chance to shut up
4. don’t hate yourself in the morning; sleep til noon
5. don’t run, you’ll just die tired
6. don’t steal, that’s the government’s job
7. the number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action
8. he who laughs last thinks slowest
9. never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway
10. and remember, you’re unique, just like everybody else

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