Lovemaking Tips for Seniors

1. Put on your glasses and double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
2. Set alarm for 2 minutes just in case you doze off.
3. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you start.
4. Have Extra-Strength Tylenol ready just in case you are actually complete.
5. If it happens, call everyone with the good news.
6. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.
7. Don’t even think about doing it twice! šŸ˜‰

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