Sex in the desert

January 9, 2007

An Arab was interviewed at a US checkpoint.

Guard: Your name please?
Arab: Abdul Aziz.
Guard: Sex?
Arab: Six times a week.
Guard: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Doesn’t matter, sometimes even camel. 🙂

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Bone blessings

January 9, 2007

May you be blessed with three bones: wishbone to dream on; backbone for strength and courage during hard times; and funnybone to laugh at life along the way!


Encounter with God

January 9, 2007

I asked God, “How do I get the best out of life?” God answered: “Face your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, prepare for the future without fear.” Then He added, “Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don’t believe your doubts and never doubt your beliefs. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.”